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New and Coming Up on Netflix

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So, I rarely get Netflix emails.

So when I got a ‘what’s new’ email from them I couldn’t help but hope to win big… I mean it really is like the lottery… sometimes you luck out and Netflix adds exactly what you’ve been wanting to watch.

Screenshot of a Netflix marketing email featuring three recently added movies: “The Do Over”, “Bloodline”, and “Hotel Transylvania 2”.

But sometimes, they don’t add anything you’d want to watch. I guess to continue the metaphor… just like with the lottery, sometimes you lose.

Yeah those titles are pretty weak Netflix.

Just… no.

 

But then at the bottom of the email!

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Screenshot of a Netflix marketing email featuring three soon to be added TV shows and movies: “Marco Polo”, “Gladiator”, and “Orange is the New Black”.

It’s like getting $50 on a lotto scratcher!

A new season of Orange is the New Black and that trashy yet fun film Gladiator?

Neato! Everybody is going to be a winner here.

 

This has been a brief note on the random luck of life…

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